Instructions for typing with your forehead or cranium

Example:

G fbbhhgfvfgbtmnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn006Elkkt6bgklgtfrrfddddhjuyy.

Press your forehead into the keyboard in intervals governed by impulse. Repeat this, only making sure to change the positioning of your face enough to ensure that the clusters and strings of lettering and numerical combinations that occur will have some variance. You may wish to pick up your keyboard or laptop and gently smash your face into it.

Do not laugh or think of yourself as being ironic. Do not think about yourself at all. A fourth wall of disaffected calm is necessary for successful poetry. It’s the principal of avoiding the self until a trance of awareness denies all fear-based logic and instead zenlike transmutations occur without physical manifestation.

Make sure that you have no feelings of guilt. This may appear to be an unproductive activity, your father would have spoken against it. Your boss would look at you like you were a stupid idiot. It is imperative that you have no connection to that part of yourself that needs to feel productive or relevant to the world in some way or has to make it’s own “ism” to impress the intellectual community. Although good poetry can not be forced, circumstances can be set up so that it can take flight and soar above the poor state of the world or your perception thereof.